Fact Check

We at Factory Green would like to take this moment to review some pertinent facts:

Fact number 102:
A man driving
a minivan is exactly
3/5 of a man.



Fact number 103:
A man wearing an
FG Rollin' on 26's shirt
is exactly 3.72 men.


*effects may be halved by wearing a Factory Green shirt inside a minivan, even as a passenger... Especially as a passenger.