Local Celebrity?

Factory Green was just featured on KOMU news. Check out the video... it will change your world.

Look at that!

Factory Green. Yeah, we're kind of a big deal. These sources prove it thus far:
Vox Magazine - Growing a Green Business

The Maneater - Student Entrepreneurs Bring in the Green

KOMU will be running two features on us as well. This is only further proof that if it's not on TV, it's not really important.

As always, you can always see what's important at FactoryGreen.com.

FG Fact: Being a local celebrity does not YET in fact make one a celebrity. Instant recognition at bars may vary.

Fact Check

We at Factory Green would like to take this moment to review some pertinent facts:

Fact number 102:
A man driving
a minivan is exactly
3/5 of a man.



Fact number 103:
A man wearing an
FG Rollin' on 26's shirt
is exactly 3.72 men.


*effects may be halved by wearing a Factory Green shirt inside a minivan, even as a passenger... Especially as a passenger.

So here we are. We now have our own dirty four-letter word (bl*g) and we'd like to welcome you to it. However, we’d prefer you to think of this less as a blog and more as a love letter to you, dear reader (and a hate letter to John Bassford).

We'll have the normal FactoryGreen.com product updates and around town happenings, as well as a few interviews, sage advice (rules from the Gospel of Jack and Daniel), obscene rants, inappropriate photos, and the occasional display of intellectual snobbery.

We hope you like it, because we like you.

Rule No. 147:

Never trust
anyone who, within
five minutes
of meeting you,
tells you where
he went to
college.

Rule No. 148:

Especially if he
refers to
his college as
"a little school
in Boston"
followed by
a pause as
he waits for
you to ask
its name.



-Daniel & Jack

Welcome to Factory Green

We are very excited with the launch of our new company, Factory Green. We believe that going green is something that can be done by everyone without sacrificing an ounce of style or sustainability. Please visit our website, FactoryGreen.com, and see what we're all about. We're looking forward to serving you and saving our planet in the process.