Wednesday, April 9, 2008

So here we are. We now have our own dirty four-letter word (bl*g) and we'd like to welcome you to it. However, we’d prefer you to think of this less as a blog and more as a love letter to you, dear reader (and a hate letter to John Bassford).

We'll have the normal product updates and around town happenings, as well as a few interviews, sage advice (rules from the Gospel of Jack and Daniel), obscene rants, inappropriate photos, and the occasional display of intellectual snobbery.
We hope you like it, because we like you.

Rule No. 147:

Never trust
anyone who, within
five minutes
of meeting you,
tells you where
he went to

Rule No. 148:

Especially if he
refers to
his college as
"a little school
in Boston"
followed by
a pause as
he waits for
you to ask
its name.

-Daniel & Jack

1 comment:

Dude said...

Rule No. 1: Life is not fair. Get used to it. The average teen-ager uses the phrase "It's not fair" 8.6 times a day. You got it from your parents, who said it so often you decided they must be the most idealistic generation ever. When they started hearing it from their own kids, they realized Rule No. 1.